In case you’ve been living under a rock, there is an explosion of videos titled “Shit ______ Say” all over the interweb. We knitters have one too!
The folks at WEBS (besides having America’s largest yarn store) are sooo badass for making this.
I thought it was clever and mostly accurate, but I think they missed some things:
- Have you seen the newest Knitty? ZOMG I want to make all the things!
- Ugh, the new Knitty has some crappy patterns… who approved these patterns?
- I spend so much time on Ravelry I never get enough knitting done!
- *browses Ravelry forums for five hours* All this fighting. Tsk tsk. These people need to STFU and knit more.
- Ravelry is better than Facebook.
- Ravelry isn’t anything LIKE Facebook! How dare you say such a thing??!??
- I follow 208458966 different knitting blogs! They are all so innovative!
- *after looking at 25 or so knitting blogs* No one makes anything original anymore…
- Malabrigo/Madelinetosh/[insert fave yarn brand here] has a new yarn line out! I am so gonna buy some.
- Wollmeise is going up for sale online at 3am! I know I have to be up for work/school, but I’ll die if I don’t get a skein, even if it’s in a shitty color I know I won’t like and will never use.
- What? That yarn is $65 a skein…??!?? Is it made from the fine ass hairs of a yak or what?
- 100% Cashmere for $65 a skein?? What a bargain!
- I think I might not eat lunch for a few days. I need that yarn in my stash so I can not use it for two years.
- I am waiting for a sale at [insert fave yarn shop here] before I buy anymore yarn.
- OK, so I totally just bought $100 worth of yarn online… there was a free shipping promotion! 😀
- I went on Knit Picks to get one skein of $10 sock yarn… I end up with $56 worth of stuff. It’s a conspiracy, I tell ya.
- *looks at stash* I don’t even know what the fuck I have anymore.
- *looks at stash* I think I should destash some of this….but I might need it one day!
- *looks at stash* I think I can squeeze a few more skeins in here after all! 😀
- *looks at stash* I think I need a new apartment/house/storage unit.
- Lace knitting? Oh fuck no, that shit looks hard.
- Did you see the new Vogue Knitting? That lace shawl featured is so gorgeous, I am totally gonna make it.
- What? You BOUGHT that hat?!??? I could have totally made that. In a better color and better yarn.
- Why do you non knitters keep bugging me to make you shit?? Go away.
- Can I use you as a model for my FO?
- Um, no, this is for me. I’ll make you one for *mumbles*….
- *gets acrylic yarn as a gift from a non knitter* Gee, thanks for the yarn….>___>
- Acrylic yarn? Charity knitting!
- *adds 38475 things to Ravelry queue on 1/1* I am so gonna make all of these this year!
- (On 12/30) I only made 3 things this year *hangs head*
- I am gonna make a sweater this year!
- That sweater I was making? I put it down weeks ago… I got bored of it and made some socks instead.
- Socks are so portable and easy. Sock knitting rocks!
- *attempts to make socks and fails miserably* Sock knitting sucks balls -__-
That’s all I got for now XD