About a month ago, my beloved Hitachi stopped working. The ridged part where the plug connects to the base was severed, thus making it inoperable.
I mentioned it to him in passing (read: a sad 10 minute rant about not being able to get off properly when I wasn’t with him) and never mentioned it again.
Cut to yesterday: I met up with Ian for our usual Hump Day activities. He asked me if I wanted one of my birthday gifts early, the proceeded to hand me a box from NewEgg.
I was thinking it would be something techie (speakers, maybe a new tablet case? idk), but then I shifted through the brown paper to find a new Hitachi.
I was floored. And definitely excited.
I told him my vag loved him before this, but now it was eternally grateful to him as well.
…we then went on with our pre-planned Hump Day festivities, but we were too distracted to try out my replacement toy 😉